The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee poots and spews thick brown smoke as it dimly staggers from reality to reality.
Believe it or not, there are realities and different dimensions of existence that are even more ridiculous than ours.
This may be difficult to believe but it is TRUE!
These alternative universes are so stupid that we constructed The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee, aka BOMT, in order to explore these moronic, idiotic, existences.
It had to be a Battery-Operated Magic Toupee since a sensible machine would immediately cease to exist upon entering dimensions where stupidity replaced the atom as the fundamental building block of the universe.
As we gain a higher understanding of stupidity, we gain a deeper understanding ourselves.
The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee journeys across the multiverse, from world to world, culture to culture, collecting samples of TV and radio, social media, and other ludicrous crap.
This podcast is a collection of REAL cultural artefacts gathered by BOMT as it farts across alternative universes.”
A planet of humans so stupid that, when the theory of evolution was discovered, apes sued for defamation of character – and won.
But what the fuck is it?
It is a new comedy podcast, based on the book “The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee” by Elliott Stein.
Well, that tells me nothing… what the fuck is it?
It is a scripted sketch comedy series in the form of a podcast.
A sketch comedy show – that doesn’t sound terribly different.
But it is different… The listener experiences witnessing a collection of different artefacts (comedy sketches) retrieved from the absurd multiverses and bizarro worlds by the Battery-Operated Magic Toupee.
For the sake of the listener – I hope it’s mercifully short.
The episodes are 20 to 25 minutes each.
Let me know when they are released so I can arrange to be away.
Episodes will be released weekly for the first month and then every two weeks.
I certainly hope you’re not expecting me to pay for this crap?
If you want the full, uncut, episodes and bonus materials there is a subscription.
Subscribe to this rubbish – why?
Subscribers will get the complete uncut episodes and on free platforms episodes will be cut/ edited (pending the platform’s standards) when streamed on You tube, Instagram, etc. Subscribers will also get access to exclusive events and episodes, interactive and live Q n A events with the producers and talent, bonus episodes and sketches, mini episodes, and others.
The scripts are written by a veteran comedy writer of over 45 years and produced to high technical and artistic industry standards by an indie producer of BBC radio drama featuring an immersive atmosphere of sound effects, music, and voice artists that create a cartoonish but realistic atmosphere to enhance the humour.
I just listened to this podcast – what kind of sick bastards are you?
The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee aims to push the boundaries of comedy and produce the most outrageous, hilarious and (to some) offensive sketches you’ve ever heard. This is ‘no limits’ laughs for mature audiences… an adult comedy podcast not for the faint of heart.
But you’ll be cancelled!
No topic is off-limits and, not only are we not afraid to offend, but we enjoy it. If you’re looking for a podcast that will make you laugh until you cry, then you’ve come to the right place.
A comedy refuge in an age where humor has fallen victim to PC and carefully tiptoes around cancel culture.
But some subjects must be taboo.
No subject is taboo: gender, race, religion, weird sex, Adolph Hitler, bestiality, moronic TikTok / Instagram culture as well as good old fashion swear words, poo, and farts. No topic untouched and no audience unscathed.
You’re not going to justify this crap with a noble-sounding mission statement!
Yes we are.
From insightful social satire to downright crude humor, this is a provocative critique of the human condition and a warning of the dangers of ignorance and stupidity. We will break all the rules and push the boundaries of what’s considered acceptable. BOMT delves into the dark, twisted, and downright hilarious depths of adult humor, leaving no topic off-limits.
But what about the young minds you’ll be warping?
BOMT is aimed at adults with a dark sense of humour who enjoy satire and absurdist comedy.
It is intended for adult audiences only and contains explicit language and content that is not for the faint of heart or easily offended
A planet where 1,000 monkeys in a locked room made no attempt what-so-ever to type Hamlet on typewriters. Instead, they masturbated and aimlessly slung their faeces.
Curiously, their splattered crap formed a pattern resembling a scene from Othello.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBgF6tLAv0c
“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” Victor Borge 🤣
Welcome to the whimsical world of The Battery Operated Magic Toupee (BOMT), where laughter knows no bounds and comedy reigns supreme! Join us on a journey through the absurd and the hilarious as we explore alternate dimensions, bizarre adventures, and everything in between. BOMT is your ticket to non-stop laughter and unforgettable entertainment.
